intexticated

intexticated
1. (intexticated) (7346↑, 1557↓)
Describes people who drive while sending text messages on their phones.

"Dude, what was THAT?\!" "Probably just some intexticated highschooler." "How did she get in a car accident?" "She was intexticated."

2. (intexticated) (150↑, 34↓)
A state in which someone attempts to walk and compose a text message at the same time. Lack of attention paid to the walking portion causes stumbling, loss of direction, and pedestrian collisions.

John was so intexticated that he didn't see where he was going, and slammed right into his boss.

3. (intexticated) (110↑, 30↓)
Driving while texting on a cell phone.

The police pulled over Susie because they had suspicion she was intexticated.

4. (intexticated) (4↑, 2↓)
When someone becomes completely deaf to reality while texting on their phone.

Guy: What do you want to eat tonight Girl: *no answer* Guy: Oh yeah, I forgot, you're intexticated when you pick up that phone

5. (Intexticated) (1↑, 2↓)
Trying to text a message while totally intoxicated. Or TUI-texting under the influence.

example: woman trying to text friend to pick her up as she is intexticated after imbibing large quantites of ETOH Can u flocs get me 1/2vhour 93 2 pz PL (. God ce ne pic menup at 13 poop. Fyked up??????helpp

6. (intexticated) (0↑, 4↓)
distracted by texting on a cellphone, especially when one is driving a motor vehicle

He was intexticated in the worst possible place.

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7. (InTexticated) (27↑, 43↓)
people that text and drive in a daze and arn't paying attention to driving "InTexticated"

Has a new word for people that text and drive "Intexticated" I'm wondering if there going to come up with a device to determine if your in Intexticated or not while driving ???????

8. (intexticated) (38↑, 66↓)
The art of text messaging while intoxicated, usually at bars or parties.

Dude, sorry what I said last night, but I was really intexticated.

Related: intoxicated, texting, sexting, text
Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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